Hugh McIntyre
This is the website of Hugh McIntyre. If you were looking for a different Hugh McIntyre, he is aware of you too. Please continue.
By continuing to view this page, you acknowledge the page. The page, in turn, acknowledges you. Hugh McIntyre Personal Holdings makes no guarantees regarding purpose, utility, or outcome. Your presence has been noted.
What We Offer
The following services exist. Requests are processed in the order in which they are noticed.
Hugh McIntyre works in AIOps, which means the machines that watch the machines report to him. Duplicate alerts are deduplicated, clustered, and compressed into a single alert. The alert is large now, and quiet. Root causes are found, or agreed upon. The dashboards are green. The dashboards are always green.
A passive engagement wherein Hugh McIntyre maintains a state of being. No action is required from either party. You are currently experiencing this service.
Two hives are maintained at an undisclosed location in Melbourne. Honey is produced and distributed to persons deemed appropriate. The bees have not been informed that this is a hobby. Smoke is used, but only to calm.
Submitted materials will be received. Receipt does not imply reading. Reading does not imply understanding. Understanding does not imply action.
Preparations have been made for events that have not yet been scheduled. The relevant parties will be notified, or already have been. If you are reading this, one of them may have begun.
Others Have Said Things
The following statements were made. Context has been removed for clarity.
“He was on time. He is always on time. We stopped scheduling him; he arrives regardless.”
“I found this website by accident. I still don't know why I'm here. I've bookmarked it.”
“The consultation went well. I think. I'm not entirely sure what we discussed, but I feel different now.”
“The alerts stopped. He told us we wouldn't hear from them again. We haven't.”
“The honey was excellent. We had not asked for honey.”
“No comment.”
TESTIMONIAL VERIFICATION STATUS: INDETERMINATE / COLLECTION METHOD: PASSIVE / CONSENT: IMPLIED / ACCURACY: NOT APPLICABLE
Changes Have Occurred
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